My Most Favorite Political Joke

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I actually heard this joke from a friend of mine. The content may not seem exact the same, because I kinda modified it to fit the English context.

One day four or five of Arab dictators are aboard a plane heading to one of their stupid useless summits. They start chatting and commenting on how their nations are loyal and subjective to them.
The Egyptian President Mubarak goes "well, if I give few pounds of rice to my people, they will keep glorifying me for a whole year".
The Syrian dictator Asad goes "if I give my people few liters of fuel for heating, they will glorify me for ten years".
The rest of the dictators said similar kinda things.

Finally, the captain of the plane speaks out on a speaker and goes "well, you "......"! I am sure if I crash this plane now, the Arab nation will keep glorifying me for the rest of their life".

4 comments:

MixMax said...

very funny, Ali :D

Without going into politics and discussion on who is better than who among Arab leaders, I might put an exception ;)

Ali said...

I am glad you liked it, but who do you think this exception will be?

Namla 7ola said...

ROFL!!!

Amen to that, if only a pilot or two had had the sense to crash some planes, the world would be a better place XD

MixMax said...

I liked the joke very much indeed, but I am not going to put names so won't ruin the spirit of the joke :)